Unspirational 2025 Day-To-Day Calendar: All I Want to Do Is Sleep and Pet Dogs

Darkly funny meme-inspired parodies of motivational self-help messages, Elan Gale's @unspirational shows anyone going through dark times that there's always someone there to steal your car.

Features include:
- No single-use plastic
- Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
- Page size 4.6" x 4.6"
- Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
- Full-color tear-off pages
- Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
- Day/Date reference on each page
- Combined weekend pages
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Each page features a hilariously dark, cynical, and sarcastic anti-affirmation.