Have you ever had the nightmare where you're bald? Where. you discover that there is not even one hair left on your head, it's smooth and shiny like a pretty new car? The one where you look like a Martian, or some poor shrub on a sitcom who just lost their hair from a bad perm or a practical joke gone bad? Oh, wait. That's not a nightmare - that's real! You ARE bald (or going bald). Maybe you still have some hair left, in which case, you think you look like a newly-hatched buzzard chick (and where's that shell ).
Regardless of the cause. or agree of your hair off, "It's Only Hair" is a humorous self-help book that covers it all.