Fuhgeddaboudit!: From Fist-Pumping to Family Restaurant - 101 Ways to Tell If You're a Guido

Madonn! The lives of guidos and guidettes can be hard. Are your days spent on GTL and getting your hair to outrageous heights? Is the night not complete without a brawl with some stunad followed by a late-night sausage and peppers? Still not sure you're a guido? This hilarious collection puts your doubts to rest with common guido antics and behavior, such as:

• You Get the Italian Flag Inked on Your Culo (Hint: You Can't Show Your Mama)
• You've Created Your Own Nickname--and Tried to Copyright It
• You Spend a Half an Hour Perfecting Your Blow-Out and Another Half Hour Admiring It in the Mirror
• You Describe Your Dream Guy as a Juicehead
• Your "Nice Clothes" Are Animal Print