Have you ever wanted to pick up a hot stranger at a club for a one-night stand or visit a peep show with a lover? Have you dealt with suspicious tan lines or double lives? Do you know how to create an enticing online profile on Tinder or know what "WAP" is? Dumbass Dating will take you on a wild ride through today's dating scene from the perspective of a so-called mature woman and her girlfriends.

Both self-help guide and fun romp into erotic escapades, this is an essential road map that navigates twists and turns in the search for love-from understanding lingo like "cookie jarring" and "ghosting" to online sites that match potential mates. But Dumbass Dating also goes deeper with motivational advice, sex positivity, and self-care insights that will benefit anyone, whether single or not.

Provocative stories show how good sex can be while also sharing the ups and downs of dating, whether older women rediscovering their seductive power with younger men or self-proclaimed princes who turn out to be toads. Sex tips and other savvy words of wisdom bring practical pointers into the mix-all based on the collective wisdom of women who've already been on this rollercoaster ride.

If you're ready to get back into the dating world, Dumbass Dating will show the way-whether you're twenty-five or sixty-five. Educational and entertaining, this tell-all book ushers women-and anyone looking for love-back into the labyrinth (and sometimes minefield) of dating, spicing up sex lives along the way.

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