Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk all fart and no fibre phr. When you go for a sit down lavatory adventure and, despite your council gritter making a noise like the horns of Jericho, nothing of any substance comes out. See also all shout and no shit. and this week’s baker of the week is… exclam. Announced – with a tension-building period of silence – prior to cutting a yeasty holemeal slice. ARL/arl acronym. Antiques Roadshow Laugh; a burst of incomprehensibly uncontrollable mirth in response to a totally unfunny remark, viz: Expert: “…so at auction this would probably fetch £650.” Antique owner: “Oh, I’m never going to sell it.” Expert, antique owner, Fiona Bruce and 25 random old ladies clutching carrier bags of Capo di Monte: “HAHAHA-HAHAHA!” arseteroids n. medic. Giant bumgrapes that flare up on entry, damaging the mesosphere…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, April 2025

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