ASK anyone from Timbuktu O’Groats to Zanzibar’s End, every man’s biggest fear is the same – going bald. Like Samson in the Bible, men are PETRIFIED that losing their locks will result in them losing their physical strength, confidence and sexual prowess. And according to one specialist, they’re absolutely right.
“Nobody likes a slaphead,” chuckles top hair transplant surgeon DR TERRY HANSAPLAST. “Which is a boon for yours truly, as I rake in the thick end of a hundred grand a month curing the shinydomed fuckers.”
63-year-old Hansaplast is one of the world’s leading trichologists, boasting more than FOUR DECADES of hands-on experience treating male pattern baldness. “Don’t bother googling about my four decades of experience, though”, he advises. “There’s a glitch on the internet that means when you search…
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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, April 2025