MAKE MINE A SCOTCH

Land of mountains and heather on POTUS’s wish-list

AFTER taking office for the second time, US President Donald Trump blindsided everyone by announcing plans to invade Panama, Greenland and the Gaza Strip. And now it seems that the orange-hued leader of the free world has set his sights on yet another controversial land-grab… Scotland! Speaking to thousands of people wearing red hats on the White House lawn, the 47th President said that the country at the top of the British mainland was dear to his heart, and he would love to welcome it and its people to the Union. “I love all things Scotch. I love the Scotch people, the animals, the kangaroos and so forth,” he told the crowd. “And my mom was Scotch, which waist down, including my cock makes me Scotch from the and balls.” “That’s…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, April 2025

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