- Which Hogwarts professor gets blamed for everything? Professor Snape Goat.
- What's Professor Lupin's favorite day of the week? Moonday.
- Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick? He needed a ghostwriter.
- Did you hear that Professor McGonagall's animagi and Crookshanks get together and gossip about students? They're very catty.
Featuring pages and pages of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations for Hogwarts lovers, this joke book provides endless fun. Have all your friends spellbound by hours of laughter! Also available are Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff, Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddiculus Riddles for Ravenclaw, and Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor.