IT MUST BE TRUE… I read it in the tabloids

A Thai man was recovering in hospital this week after a 10ft python emerged from his squat toilet and sank its teeth into his penis. Attaporn Boonmakchuay said the snake was “yanking very hard”, but that he eventually managed to prise its jaws apart while his wife pulled it away. The snake, which had slithered in through the plumbing, was later found and released back into the wild. Mr Boonmakchuay, 38, says he now plans to replace his squat toilet with a sitting one. An Italian baker who paid his child support in pizza has been told he won’t be prosecuted. Nicola Toso, 50, from a village outside Padua, agreed to pay w400 a month in his divorce settlement, but when he fell on hard times, began sending pizza, calzone and…

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