I'm a brilliant, modest actor

Want to get ahead in showbiz? Follow Robert Bathurst's ruthless, charming tips

No amount of talent can get you to the top in showbusiness unless you understand the rules. First, any performer who shows diffidence about their ability is lying and cowardly. The self-effacing actor is giving the worst performance of his or her life. It doesn't fool anybody. The surest sign that you're a complete ponce is saying that you don't take yourself too seriously. Rule 1 of Showbiz Cut the tired old modesty act, OK? Rule 2, and there's no getting away from this Anyone who's good at comedy is by definition a total bastard. To get a laugh, then another, then topping it with the next; is controlling people. The only person in the room not laughing is the performer. Look into their eyes: cold as ice. Don't believe…

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The Oldie (Digital) - 1 Issue, April 2025

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