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Jake Barnes is back and this time... he fucks. Passion. Emotion. Eroticism. Incisive wit. Literary merit. These are all the things the work of Ernest Hemingway lacks. Luckily, we've fixed all that by having real writers tackle this instead of that old hack. I mean fuck, has anybody even read The Sun Also Rises? It's just a bunch of rich pricks sitting around in cafes thinking about how sad they are cause some guy went and got his dick shot off in World War One. Well, in our book, it grows back. How's that for a hook? Admit it, the whole time you read it you were imagining what it would be like if he could fuck. Well, now you don't have to imagine. You can read about it. Come on. You know you want to. PRAISE FOR THE GREAT GATSBY 2 "10/10" "If you're looking to be swept away into a book... look no further" "High art at its finest" "Should be known just as well as the bible" "Makes the original look like trash" "Wow."
