INTERROGATION DROID

EACH WEEK ON THE CLONE WARS, JEDI MASTER YODA OFFERS SAGE ADVICE TO HIS FELLOW JEDI. INSIDER QUESTIONS HIS ALTER EGO, ACTOR TOM KANE, TO SEE WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM HE’D OFFER IN THE FOLLOWING PECULIAR SCENARIOS.

CHRIS SPITALE

Dark Father Knows Best: Luke wants to spend all his time racing speeders, hunting womp rats, and cantina-hopping. How can Dad Vader lay down the law without inciting teenage rebellion? Take the crystal out of his lightsaber, he should. No blue milk will he get with his cookies tonight. Extreme Hovel Makeover: Luke’s humble Tatooine abode may have been recklessly torched, but the structure’s still solid. How do you spruce up the charred adobe? Some fresh stucco and paint, and look like new it will. The “barbecued Beru” smell? Much harder to get rid of, that will be. Coruscant Crime Scene Investigation: Who’s trying to kill Senator Amidala this week? Help C-3PO and Jar Jar figure it out! The only clues are a toothpick, a bola, and a drop of…

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