PLAYBOY’S PARTY JOKES

Along with compelling fiction and provocative pictorials, cocktail-hour chuckles stretch all the way back to the magazine’s inaugural issue. Here, a six-decade sampling of some of our favourite laughs from the past

JANUARY 1956 The dean of women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation,” she said, “ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?” A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, “Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?” MARCH 1957 You’ve undoubtedly heard about the number of magazines required to fill a baby carriage: a PLAYBOY, a Mademoiselle, a few Liberties and Time. MARCH 1968 “Hey, man,” one hippie said to another, “turn on the radio.” “Okay,” the second hippie answered, and then leaning over very close to the radio, he whispered, “I love you.” DECEMBER…

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Playboy Australia (Digital) - 1 Issue, February 2019

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