5 STAR WRESTLING

Here comes the pain…

INFO FORMAT PS3 ETA OUT NOW PUB SERIOUS PARODY DEV SERIOUS PARODY Wow. No, really. WOW. Imagine you let a blindfolded gibbon watch 20 seconds of WWE, then dangled some bananas in front of a computer running the Unity game engine – the resulting frantic mashing of keys and dreams of powerbombing potassium-rich fruit would likely lead to this: perhaps the shonkiest wrestling game yet created. Brazenly ugly and with collision detection beyond any joke, 5 Star Wrestling aims to be a jovial parody of Yuke’s WWE games. Instead, this bargain bin grappler is roughly as funny as getting suplexed by Brock Lesnar… out of a 17-storey window… onto a pile of used adult nappies. Fresh ones. There are precisely two things to like about 5 Star. The names of the parody wrestlers are…

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Official PlayStation Magazine - UK Edition (Digital) - 1 Issue, June 1, 2015

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