- Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. -- Michael Scott
- Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing. -- Dwight Schrute
- Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people? -- Kevin Malone
- Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout. -- Phyllis Lapin-Vance
- If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. -- Angela Martin
- Did I stutter? -- Stanley Hudson
And more!
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- Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. -- Michael Scott
- Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing. -- Dwight Schrute
- Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people? -- Kevin Malone
- Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout. -- Phyllis Lapin-Vance
- If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. -- Angela Martin
- Did I stutter? -- Stanley Hudson
And more!
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