BITCHIN’ BAD BONKERS B-BOD

’70 Sport Satellite careens out of control through the ionosphere into the Meshuggasphere as a hand-hewn no-expense spared custom (you want fries with that?)

BY SCOTT “INSTIGATOR” LONGMAN

TAKE ONE CLUNKER MOPE , stir on a fortified Gold Card, cook it in Weaver Customs’ fusion-power oven and…stand back! Okay, you want crazy? Okay, you GOT crazy. All kinds of crazy. That’s what’s required to work around here. And, what’s more, YOU gotta be crazy if we intend to write about you. The only way you get onto these pages is by being certifiably unhinged. Enter Randy Weaver. Randy is as stable as a cannister of Uranium 235 stirred with Schweppes and put in a paint shaker. We offered him a job, but he was too busy doing crazy things to cars. Maybe just as well. And you know what? Crazy begets crazy. We mean, like, attracts it, the sort of way the black holes pull in competing solar systems.…

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Mopar Action (Digital) - 1 Issue, June 2022

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