"I tried to be good, but I got bored."
"So what if I grew up behind bars? In life, it's not about where you start; It's all about where you end up. And about the journey. Mine took me to Kandahar, where every car could be a bomb and every human your killer. I risked my life every day, scouring the desert for the things that long to kill my humans, and I loved it. Because I had the best nose in the business and the guts to match it."
good dog story;