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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DINOSAUR WITH NO EYES? A: DOYOUTHINKHESAURUS. Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I feel like an apple.” Doctor: “We must get to the core of this.” Q: What is a bear’s favourite pasta? A: Tagliateddy. Q: HOW DO YOU SEE FLYING SAUCERS? A: TRIP UP A WAITER. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH A TWITCH? A: BEEF JERKY. Q: What kind of bee talks very quietly? A: A mumble bee. Q: What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? A: The cold shoulder. Q: WHAT STREETS DO GHOSTS HAUNT? A: DEAD ENDS. Q: HOW DO DOLPHINS SEND MESSAGES? A: THEY USE SEA-MAIL. Q: WHY DID THE JOCKEY TAKE HAY TO BED? A: SO HE COULD FEED HIS NIGHTMARES. Q: What do you call a sleeping egg? A: Egg-austed. Q: What kind of birds do you find in prison? A: Jail birds. Q: WHAT IS BLACK,…

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