THE APOCALYPSE PANTRY COLLECTION

Kitchen Table Sauce Collection marshallshautesauce.com / @marshallshautesauce secretaardvark.com / @secret_aardvark The Year is 2050—how will small batch, locally-sourced hot sauce survive a future where consolidation and Industrial Ag try to bury small producers? DAVID VAN OVEREEM / HAB SAUCE habsauces.com / @habsauce It won’t survive in any conventional sense. The corporate agribeasts will tighten their vice grip, drowning artisans in oceans of synthetic capsaicin sludge. But amidst the smog and machine fed monotony, a select few will rise. Those whose sauces double as the sacred lifeblood of our post-human pleasure automatons. In the neon lit underbelly of 2050, where flesh and circuit intertwine, only the most intoxicating elixirs will command devotion. We, the architects of heat and hedonism, shall reign supreme! SHAWN UPHOLT / SAUCY BEAST saucybeast.com / @saucy_beast Hot…