There I sat, trying to hold the boys up and out of the freezing cold toilet water. It was inevitable that one or both would slip out of my grasp from time to time and create a splash.
After much thought and countless hours at the drawing board determined to come up with an answer to this frigid dilemma, I finally realized the solution. There was already a "Nut Nest" out there. They are available in most any sporting goods stores and many men's departments in clothing stores. The answer was a "jock strap"! That's right the answer was lurking all this time, pushed to the dark recesses of my underwear drawer. THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLVED!