- How to announce that you hate something beyond comprehension ("I didn't really care for it")
- What counts as "a short drive" (less than eight hours)
- Sports talk (starts early, doesn't end till we're six feet under)
- Describing the ultimate dream home ("It's got a finished basement")
- An ode to the Garage Fridge
Including an array of guides, tips, and profiles of all the states included, A Guide to Midwestern Conversation is guaranteed to make Midwesterners (and their friends) laugh out loud, nod their heads, and ask if "anyone needs anything real quick while I'm up."