Guided to Grainger’s grave

BARRY HUMPHRIES didn’t believe in ghosts – until one helped him out in an Adelaide cemetery.

SEND FORUM SUBMISSIONS TO THE EDITOR: DRSUTTON@FORTEANTIMES.COM Last night I found a smudge of lipstick on my Covid mask. I don’t drink or suffer memory lapses and have no recollection of any intimate encounter that might have created this crimson blemish. In a column for The Oldie, I described a romance with Audrey Hepburn, long whiles agone, brutally cut short by a Procrustean elevator. Audrey may well have materialised in a burst of ectoplasm on New Year’s Eve, and resumed her amorous attentions. To many, this may seem a far-fetched explanation, but it is the one that I offered my wife, who respects my interest in the supernatural. I am regularly haunted and, like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, I find the ghosts of past loves to be the most terrible.…

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