The afterlife
A man dies and goes to heaven. St Peter is giving him a tour. They walk down a huge hallway filled with clocks.
“What are all these clocks for?” the guy asks.
“Every person who has ever lived has a clock and every time they lie, it ticks one second,” St Peter explains.
“So where is George Washington’s clock?” the man asks.
St Peter points behind them and says: “It has only ever ticked three seconds.”
The guy then asks: “Where is Abraham Lincoln’s clock?”
St Peter points in front of them and says: “It has never ticked a single second.”
The guy asks: “Where is Donald Trump’s clock?”
St Peter responds: “Oh, it is in Jesus’ office. He is using it as a ceiling fan.”
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Finweek - English (Digital) - 1 Issue, 19-oct-17