BEING A MAN IS STILL GREAT

Men are in pretty good shape right now… and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

BY JOEL GOLBY

There are three fundamental things that men enjoy: lager, Fifa and fart jokes. fart jokes have been funny for millennia, and they will be funny forever. They will be funny until the universe splinters at the edges and frays back into atoms. The dying gasps of the last man to ever live – his ancient, pulsating skull the size of an award-winning pumpkin, lying geriatric in a hoverbed – will be the quiet, gentle croak: pull my finger. Lager is such a basic component of manhood that you have to wonder what the very lowest standard of lager must be for a man to find it unacceptable to drink [ Fig. 1 ]. Bad lager is like bad sex: even when it’s bad, it’s still quite good. I’ve had lager out…

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FHM UK (Digital) - 1 Issue, February 2016

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