A SLIDE INTO SWINGING…

By Ian Kirke

I recently linked my in-car audio system to Spotify. How rock n’ roll am I? I often create my own montage of hits whilst thumping the steering wheel and singing aloud, or just humming when I don’t know the words. I’ll even fess up to getting a few lyrics totally wrong, although to be fair I have never plumbed the depths of those tone-deaf music lovers who, according to research conducted by New Musical Express in 2016, we’re convinced that a certain Dire Straits classic contained the line, “Money for nothin’ and chips for free.” Of course, the correct line is, “Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free.” I would concede that I am trapped in a melody time warp as my music tastes gravitate towards the ’80s, and…

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FHM Canada (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2021

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