Dystopomart: Survivorium Maxi Catalog
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Dystopomart: Survivorium Maxi Catalog

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Be the first in your Habitable Zone to take advantage of the available wonders in the world's first-ever Dystop-o-Mart Survivorium Maxi Catalog.

Need weaponized cuisine and fast-acting lava-resistant portable shelter? You bet! Originally an apocatourist destination known for its Fume Flume(TM), Petting Zoo Hospice, and Louseatorium, Dystop-o-Mart also offers the consumer so much more. Why leave your hunger, defense, and home library to fate?


The 64-page, all-color catalog includes a wishlist of non-discontinued products that just might help you survive even the most exasperating days of radionuclidic and tectonic flareups.


Popular available* vendibles include:

  • Perma Goatz(TM)
  • Lady Day Dish Scours
  • Lanternfly Egg Caviar
  • Home Surgery Kit with instructions
  • Plutoni-Yums
  • Foster Box
  • Convert-A-Build E-Z Pop-Up Parking Village Pods


*May be unavailable


Your style and survival demand it. Whatever your direst need, Dystop-o-Mart has something to sell you. SHOP NOW SHOP NOW SHOP NOW


Paperback
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