- Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
- How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
- What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
- What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
- And many other gut-busting groaners for your amusement!
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