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OLLIE MARRIAGE

Cowshit flow-vis. It plasters the Valkyrie’s barge boards, coats the delicate aero elements, clads the carbon. Provides a deeper boundary layer than regular flow visualisation paint, but less actual… flow. Although that surely depends on the bowels of the ruminant involved. Either way, safe to say it’s not a new aero engineering technique that Adrian Newey needs to keep an eye on. The smell for one thing. And if it dries on… Ah, the perils of being first up the Piedra San Martín early on a chilly, misty morning. The overnight deposits sit like mines on the tarmac, detonating under tyres, sending slurry shrapnel far and wide. Don’t follow too closely now. And yet there’s the GR Yaris, tucked right up behind. It’s our pest. A nuisance. The fly the…

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