It's normal to wish that your baby came with a snooze button, right?
When I got pregnant, Will and I didn't have a clue what we were signing up for. It turns out that there's loads we weren't warned about:
1) In the middle of the night you'll be begging Siri for advice on getting your baby to sleep. (In case you're wondering, whale music doesn't work.)
2) If you make the mistake of going to a nightclub you'll nod off, drool, and be woken up by an angry bouncer.
3) You'll spend more time spooning your child's cuddly donkey than your own boyfriend.
4) Communication with your other half will be via post-it notes on the fridge, mainly telling him to buy more milk.
5) Sex is something that happened in another dimension.
But even if I feel like I'm waiting for my motherhood powers to come in the post, at least I've got Will. Our old life - festivals, sambuca shots, an actual sex life - might be a distant memory, but we can get through anything together, can't we?
At least that's what I thought until, one day, Will walked out on us... If I'm on my own (apart from Siri, obviously) can I do this whole parenting thing? Or I am destined to lose my sanity one sleepless night at a time?
A totally hilarious and absolutely relatable tale for anyone who has survived parenthood purely on microwave meals and wished for an IV drip of coffee to get them through! This uplifting page-turner will make your belly ache with laughter. Perfect for fans of Why Mummy Drinks, Sophie Ranald and Sophie Kinsella.
Readers absolutely love Kristen Bailey:
'Absolutely hilarious!! Seriously, I haven't been able to put this one down!... I have not stopped laughing... One of those books which is perfect after a stressful day because you are guaranteed to laugh out loud... Loved it... Devoured this book in just a few hours... Impossible to put down.' Little Miss Book Lover 87, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
'One of the funniest books I have read. Ever!... I absolutely LOVED this.' Star Crossed Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
'I can't even count all of the times I burst out laughing... I laughed so hard my cat jumped out of his bed scared out of his mind and gave me an evil look for disturbing his sleep... If you love a good laugh-out-loud story full of heart, love and banter and are not afraid to be that crazy person in public laughing like a total maniac, then this is definitely the book for you!' Sinfully Wicked Book Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐