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World's Funniest Jokes for Kids!: A Joke Book for Kids Age 7-12
by Mike Mains
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$9.99
Who likes to play when it's snowy.
She'll play on her sled,
Until she's fed
A lunch of bread and baloney. I know a young boy named Kyle,
Who runs every day for awhile.
He runs so fast
No one can last
To run with him more than a mile. There's a girl in my class named Jane,
Whose smile is as big as her brain.
She's really quite smart
With such a big heart
I'd marry her if I wasn't insane. It's time for school I know.
I should be up, but I feel so low.
I've nothing to wear,
My hair is a scare,
So it's back to bed I go. There's a girl in my class I like.
The problem's her big brother, Spike.
He's big and he's mean,
The toughest I've seen,
He told me to go take a hike. Not one to be easily swayed,
I told Spike I wasn't afraid.
His face turned all red,
I thought I was dead.
But now he's a new friend I made. If you like jokes and limericks, you'll love this book!
Who likes to play when it's snowy.
She'll play on her sled,
Until she's fed
A lunch of bread and baloney. I know a young boy named Kyle,
Who runs every day for awhile.
He runs so fast
No one can last
To run with him more than a mile. There's a girl in my class named Jane,
Whose smile is as big as her brain.
She's really quite smart
With such a big heart
I'd marry her if I wasn't insane. It's time for school I know.
I should be up, but I feel so low.
I've nothing to wear,
My hair is a scare,
So it's back to bed I go. There's a girl in my class I like.
The problem's her big brother, Spike.
He's big and he's mean,
The toughest I've seen,
He told me to go take a hike. Not one to be easily swayed,
I told Spike I wasn't afraid.
His face turned all red,
I thought I was dead.
But now he's a new friend I made. If you like jokes and limericks, you'll love this book!
Paperback
$9.99