Wind Power!

I pay my mortgage with farts! Nath Wyld, 31, Melbourne, Vic. Heading out the door in my best jeans, I kissed my mum goodbye. “Well, don’t you look nice,” she said, smiling. Aged 21, I wasn’t earning much as a carpenter’s apprentice, and my mate had told me about a weekend job where he earned $300 a night. I could do that! I thought. Knowing Mum wouldn’t judge me, I announced I was off for my first shift as a topless waiter. “I’ll be working at a strip club where I’ll be serving drinks to women,” I told her. As predicted, she didn’t bat an eye! “It’s just a job, love,” she said. “Have a good one.” That first night, I enjoyed banter with the clientele and watched the strippers…

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