Spider Magazine Stories, Games, Activites And Puzzles For Children And Kids (Digital)

Spider Magazine Stories, Games, Activites And Puzzles For Children And Kids (Digital)

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The Princess Who Never (Well, Hardly Ever) Laughed

The Princess Who Never (Well, Hardly Ever) Laughed
Setting: A royal palace, once upon a time and long ago. (Enter the Town Crier.) TOWN CRIER: (unrolls a scroll) Hear ye, hear ye! I tell the tale of a princess who never—well, hardly ever—laughed. One day, His Royal Highness King Egbert was entertaining the Royal Court. (Enter King Egbert, Princess Matilda, and the Royal Court.) KING EGBERT: And I said, “That’s not MY blackbird!” ROYAL COURT: Hahahahahaha! KING EGBERT: (to Princess Matilda) Did you hear me, child? You must not have heard. I said, “That’s not MY blackbird!” ROYAL COURT: Hahahahahaha! Oh, it’s even funnier the second time. PRINCESS MATILDA: I heard you, Father. I just didn’t think the joke was very funny. ROYAL COURT: GASP! KING EGBERT: (snapping his fingers) Lords and ladies, leave us at once. (The Royal Court exits.)…
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