On time

FIVE MINUTES EARLY OR FIVE MINUTES LATE? HIGH-FUNCTIONING TARDY PERSON AMY LO PUTS ACROSS HER ARGUMENTS FOR ALWAYS MISSING THE CLOCK

Let me say this first: no one is truly ‘on time’ – you’re either early or you’re late. But also: the reason I’m late isn’t because I think my time is more important than yours. To me, five minutes to spare before leaving the house seems like so much time. I can curl my hair, pop to the boujee deli on the way – it’s time to be productive, time to spare. I’m late because I’m trying to do more – which makes me an optimist, right? The lateness comes from a good place. But I understand; you’re an early person. My lateness is the bane of your life, especially when it’s constantly dialled down and you’re always left having to ask how far away I actually am. I call it…

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Red UK (Digital) - 1 Issue, October 2023

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