Has the company where you work been acquired by a billionaire?
$$ The lift in your office building now costs money and doesn’t work.
$$ Your manager has been replaced with a piece of paper on which someone has hastily written the words, “Go Time.”
$$ The hand dryers in the bathrooms have been replaced with non-peer-reviewed research articles questioning the science behind hand dryers.
$$ Your office chair has been replaced with a small productivity catapult that launches you at your computer monitor every 90 seconds.
$$ Employees are now being encouraged to sleep on top of filing cabinets instead of going home at night. When you wrote to HR to say that your spouse was threatening to leave if you didn’t come home at some point, the company…
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Reader’s Digest New Zealand (Digital) - 1 Issue, April 2025 / May 2025