Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten coins last night?
Nurse: No change yet.
“Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”
“Yes, of course.”
“Great! I never could before!”
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear.
“What’s the matter with me?”
he asks the doctor. The doctor replies,
“You’re not eating properly.”
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said,
“I cannot hide the fact that you are very ill. Is there anyone you would like to see?”
“Yes,”…
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Reader’s Digest New Zealand (Digital) - 1 Issue, April 2025 / May 2025