THE GREAT TWEET-OFF: GRANDPARENTS EDITION

Comical and endearing tweets about the most doting of relatives.

My granddad is on his third wife. The first, I called Nana. The second, I called Mawmaw. Look, I don’t have another cute name in me. She’s just Brenda. @BENEDICTSRED My mum said if she’d known grandchildren were so much fun she would’ve skipped a generation. So I loaded the kids with sugar and left them at her house. @ITSSHERIFIELD Anyone else’s grandmother used to slip them a five-dollar banknote like the mob bribing a witness not to testify? “… just don’t tell your mother.” @SHADE510 Me: We’re going to Grandma’s house. Six year old: Yeah! No rules. Me: There are rules. Six: Maybe for you. @XPLODINGUNICORN My seven year old, as we drive past the tennis courts near his school: “That’s where all the old grandfathers yell at each other.” @DADDYGOFISH…

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Reader’s Digest New Zealand (Digital) - 1 Issue, April 2025 / May 2025

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