THE LAST LAUGH

Q. What did the baby panda give its mum? A. A bear hug! Q. What did the daddy buffalo say before he went off to work? A. “Bison!” Q. What did the baby corn say to the mummy corn? A. “Where’s pop corn?” Q. What did the pygmy possum call its mother? A. Mini-mum! Q. Why did the baby biscuit cry? A. Because its parents were a wafer so long! Q. Why do giraffes make good parents? A. They’re easy to look up to! Q. Why was the baby strawberry sad? A. Its parents got into a jam!…

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National Geographic Kids (AU/NZ) (Digital) - 1 Issue, Issue 121

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