What’s the story MORNING GLORY?

Men love to have sex at the break of dawn, and that’s a fact, yet most women prefer to do it at dusk. However, there are some things women will never understand about men and “the morning f—k”. So, listen up, and help her understand…

By VANESSA DE LARGIE

What exactly is it with men and morning sex? I’ll be having a nice peaceful sleep and I’ll feel a boner jabbing into my back. I’ll be having a nice peaceful sleep and I’ll feel my buttocks and breasts being groped — and a hand playing with my vagina! “Men build up testosterone overnight, which boosts their coital instincts in the A.M”, says Ph.D. and sex-therapist, Tammy Nelson. That’s great guys — you want to unload — I totally get it. However, there a few factors, women don’t fully understand, to take into account. Like… MORNING BREATH Why don’t men care about morning breath? It’s the million-dollar question that all women want to know. Shouldn’t it concern you that our mouths smell like we’ve just licked a dunny floor? Obviously not. Whilst…

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MAXIM New Zealand (Digital) - 1 Issue, March 2021

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