Q: What goes “cluck, cluck, cluck, BOOM”?
A: A chicken in a minefield.
Q: Which plant loves being fired?
A: Rocket.
Q: How did the car get a flat tyre?
A: There was a fork in the road.
Q: Which vegetable is always a bit damp?
A: A leek.
Q: What kind of monkey can fly?
A: A hot-air baboon.
Q: What’s green and hangs from tall trees?
A: Giraffe snot.
Q: Why are goalkeepers always wealthy?
A: Because they know how to save.
Q: What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?
A: Lots of blood tests.
Q: What kind of shoes do spies wear?
A: Sneakers.
Q: Why was the full stop set free?
A: It had finished its sentence.
Q: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
A: Because it was full.
Q: What large animal needs a bath?
A: A smellyphant.
Q: How do ghosts style their hair?
A:…
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