A-HUNK-A-HUNK-A SWEET-BURNING CANDIED PORK

DJ BBQ PRESENTS

DJ BBQ SAYS… “Dating in Britain is tricky. Fact is, American towns are specifically designed to encourage PDAs. From make-out creeks, to drive-in movies, to sexually charged line-dancing evenings – you name it, we’re sucking face because of it. But you guys? You have to make do with trolly-infested canals, squelchy cinemas and old-man pubs. Even if you do find a scenic spot outside, the weather will screw you over – because it doesn’t matter how fly you are, it’s damn near impossible to sweet-talk a sexy señorita with a frozen booger dangling from your nose. “Want my advice? Well, listen closely, because here’s DJ BBQ’s patented date-night nailer: invite your lady friend around to Casa Del You, stick your smoothest Spotify playlist on shuffle, and serve up this life-changin’, lip-tremblin’, goosepimple-inducin’…

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FHM UK (Digital) - 1 Issue, February 2016

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