Familie Journal (Digital)

Familie Journal (Digital)

1 Issue, Uge 19 2018

Ugen vitser

Ugen vitser
Fra nattelivet Score-Kim til den flotte pige i baren: – Tror du på kærlighed ved første blik, baby? Pigen svarer vrippent: – Nej! Score-Kim siger selvsikkert: – Nå, så kom igen i morgen! Hørt på skiløjpen Den danske turist: - Tænk, jeg har brækket benet tre gange på samme sted! Den norske skilærer spørger med et lille smil: - Jamen hvorfor holder du dig så ikke fra det sted? Røgsignaler - Ved du, hvad der står på bunden af de svenske svømmebassiner? - Nej, hvad? - Rygning forbudt. Sagen opklaret Uheldige Hansen er mødt op i retten, og dommeren spørger ham: - Tænk dig godt om, Hansen. Er du nu helt sikker på, at det var din svigermor, der kørte dig over? Hansen svarer: - Ja, hr. dommer. Den latter…
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