THE PARENTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA COSMOPOLITAN CONTRACT

This is an agreement made by A Person Setting Up Their Parent’s Social Media Accounts, (hereafter referred to as The Whizz Kid)

WORDS LAUREN BRAVO.

1 BRAND CONSULTANCY In a burst of spontaneous seasonal goodwill, The Whizz Kid will offer to help The Parent set up a social media account. Except The Parent will call it “getting a Twitbook”, “surfing Instagrabs” or “having a go on the Face Reunited”. The @_parentalname1956 will refuse to take a nice headshot and instead choose one of the following: a car, a rose bush, a family pet who died a decade ago. 2 FOLLOW THE LEADER To help them get started, The Whizz Kid will give a short masterclass on the correct use of hashtags, filters, handles and sliding into someone’s DMs. She will follow a select few family members and appropriate celebrities on The Parent’s behalf, and also explain which of their friends The Parent is allowed to interact with (school…

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Cosmopolitan UK (Digital) - 1 Issue, December 2018

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