WORST DATES EVER

Hey, we’ve all been there…

AS TOLD TO JENNIFER SAVIN.

He said,“I’m glad I met you now instead of a year ago… your acne is disgusting in your old profile pictures.” ELANA, 20 He invited me back to his to “show me his pet snake” (not a euphemism), but when we arrived, he put Lilo & Stitch on. Then, each time I spoke, he told me to “shut up” as he was “enjoying the movie”. I found an excuse and left. Never even saw the snake. CHELSEA, 22 MY DATE SUGGESTED I MEET HIM AT HIS HOTEL, AS HE HAD A BUSINESS MEETING THERE. HE THEN SAID IT WOULD BE “COMPLETELY NORMAL FOR ME TO JOIN THE DISCUSSION AS LONG AS I ACTED PROFESSIONALLY” – I HAD TO SIT THROUGH 20 MINUTES OF NEGOTIATIONS BEFORE HE EVEN SAID HELLO PROPERLY. ANNA, 24 All was going well…

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Cosmopolitan UK (Digital) - 1 Issue, December 2018

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