The city bore
They’re on a mission to bring a little metropolitan glamour to our small- town lives by yelling “Ohmigod, SO CHEAP!” every time they get a round in, and moaning that none of the coffee shops here have oat milk.
The broadcasting service
They’re so determined to relentlessly document all the lovely Christmassy fun times they’re having on social media that when you meet up with them, they barely say anything and just stare at their phone for two hours. At the end, they will insist on having a group photo, then post it with “Christmas reunion!” and all the heart emojis.
The Grinch
They pride themselves on being too cool for Yule. If “Bah, humbug” made sense in a modern context, they’d say it. But instead, they settle for sneering at Christmas…
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Cosmopolitan UK (Digital) - 1 Issue, December 2018