Meet THE GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST & Present

DOES THIS TIME OF YEAR LEAVE YOU WITH A SERIOUS CASE OF DEJA VU? TO HELP YOU NAVIGATE THE INEVITABLE ENNUI, LAUREN BRAVO HAS PROVIDED A RUNDOWN OF THE FIVE CHARACTERS YOU’LL LIKELY ENCOUNTER BEFORE ADVENT’S OUT…

Starring THE CHILDHOOD EX THE ALMOST AUNTIE THE HIGH-SCHOOL NEMESIS THE AWFUL RELATIVE THE SURPRISINGLY HOT PERSON So here it is, merry Christmas! Everybody’s having fun. Well, except you – you’re having a run-in with some staggering blasts from the past that rear their heads every single festive season. Ebenezer Scrooge had nothing on these Muppets. They’re down the pub on Christmas Eve, they’re wrestling you for the last parsnips in Tesco, they’re side-eyeing you at the carol concert. Hungover wearing a reindeer onesie in your parents’ lounge? Oh look, there they are! But the ghosts of Christmas past (and present) are basically the human equivalent of Brussels sprouts. While you happily forget their existence during the rest of the year, Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without them… The CHILDHOOD EX It is a universal truth that no…

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Cosmopolitan UK (Digital) - 1 Issue, December 2018

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